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m1cksut
09-08-2009, 08:08 AM
sorry if i offend any believers, but today i feel just like jesus.
i have 40 days in the wilderness before i arrive in dalyan, and i know its going to be hell waiting that long, but i will be strong and not give in to the temptations and ministrations of the devil, who wants me to stray from the path and take a mini break somewhere else in the meantime, GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!

Ihutch
15-08-2009, 08:58 AM
I do think that 40 days in this wilderness (Dalyan) is much better than yours!!!! I do hope that I bump into you sometimes when you are here, we can talk about our wilderness days!!!!

m1cksut
15-08-2009, 09:08 AM
I do think that 40 days in this wilderness (Dalyan) is much better than yours!!!! I do hope that I bump into you sometimes when you are here, we can talk about our wilderness days!!!!

anything is possible, i am very easy to bump into, being large enough to have my own postcode and gravity field.
of course, i would spend all the time being outrageously jealous at you for living there whilst i was just a fleeting first time visitor, but if you ply me with enough alcohol that rage may subside enough for me to converse without a string of expletives preceding every utterance.
of course, too MUCH alcohol and the expletives will return unbidden, but by then i will f*%&^$& love you, you're my best f*%&^$& mate, you are!

34 days and counting..........................