12 weeks today i will be waking up for my first full day in dalyan.
can someone arrange for some turtles to be delivered to my apartment during the night, to save me going to the beach?
most grateful, most grateful.
also, im not really one for going on excursions, so could one of the local builders dump a truck load of mud close by? save me going to the mud baths.
it would be appreciated.
ive also rung round every bar in dalyan, and so far NOBODY has left me a beer behind the bar! i thought it was supposed to be a friendly place?
honestly, what is a lazy alcoholic suposed to think?





