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    Default blasphemy

    sorry if i offend any believers, but today i feel just like jesus.
    i have 40 days in the wilderness before i arrive in dalyan, and i know its going to be hell waiting that long, but i will be strong and not give in to the temptations and ministrations of the devil, who wants me to stray from the path and take a mini break somewhere else in the meantime, GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!
    see that little girl in the red coat?
    her name is Leah.
    that's my princess, that is.
    one day soon, i'm going to bring her to Dalyan.

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    I do think that 40 days in this wilderness (Dalyan) is much better than yours!!!! I do hope that I bump into you sometimes when you are here, we can talk about our wilderness days!!!!

    If you're not happy today - then what day are you waiting for???

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    Default Re: blasphemy

    Quote Originally Posted by Ihutch View Post
    I do think that 40 days in this wilderness (Dalyan) is much better than yours!!!! I do hope that I bump into you sometimes when you are here, we can talk about our wilderness days!!!!
    anything is possible, i am very easy to bump into, being large enough to have my own postcode and gravity field.
    of course, i would spend all the time being outrageously jealous at you for living there whilst i was just a fleeting first time visitor, but if you ply me with enough alcohol that rage may subside enough for me to converse without a string of expletives preceding every utterance.
    of course, too MUCH alcohol and the expletives will return unbidden, but by then i will f*%&^$& love you, you're my best f*%&^$& mate, you are!

    34 days and counting..........................
    see that little girl in the red coat?
    her name is Leah.
    that's my princess, that is.
    one day soon, i'm going to bring her to Dalyan.

 

 

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